If there was ever a universal competition for the smoothest operator and a Lagos boy entered, it is very likely that he would win first place. It may be the confidence in their walk, the wash in their talk, or the dream they sell you and abruptly wake you up from. Here are 4 classic stand up lines you’ve most likely heard. If you haven’t, a word is enough for the wise!
I’m on my way
We are all on our way in Lagos. Being on our way could take anywhere from 30 minutes to 30 days. This especially applies for the Lagos boy. They have mastered the disappearing act, garnering sympathy from you when you most likely need the sympathy, as well as posting you till kingdom come.